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Rule 34b of the Internet

So you’re all aware of Rule 34 of the Internet, right? If not, I’ll just let xkcd explain it to you:

xckd comic first describing the phenomenon

Rule 34 of the Internet: If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.

Well! I recently formulated a sub-type of this rule. Rule 34b of the Internet states the following: If it exists, there is a Tumblr account for it.

I formulated this rule after marvelling at the sheer number of extremely niche Tumblr accounts that are floating around. For example!

Yep, so totally go forth and spread this rule to make it ~mainstream~ and stuff. Or not, or whatever.

This is What I Made Yesterday

Oh, look, it’s a new domain! Update your links, and subscribe to my new RSS feed (unsubscribe to the old one, too, because it will be retrieving posts from this blog for a period of time).

Also! I created a new WordPress theme. Tell me what you think, as you’ll probably be stuck with it for another 17 months. I’ve viewed it only in Firefox 3.6 and Internet Explorer 8 on Windows, so you should totally point out any bugs.

P. S. Yes, you now know my middle name.

P. P. S. Happy holidays!

In Which I Babble About Tim Burton

Well that was a fun weekend. Carmen and Michael (whom I met in Canberra) were down in Melbourne, for round two of Fun Times. Also present was Amanda (who is always down in Melbourne), Kieran (whom I just met), and others who don’t have URLs for me to use. Activities undertaken included eating and drinking. Um, it’s more fun than it sounds?

On Sunday, we visited the Tim Burton exhibition at ACMI (from the Museum of Modern Art in New York), which was pretty interesting. They basically had a lot of his sketches and paintings, as well as costumes, props, and models from his films. In particular, though, I enjoyed watching Burton’s rare 1982 adaptation of Hansel and Gretel. It was like, super low budget. Seriously, the background for the forest was a very unironed sheet with trees painted on. I guess money was conserved in that area for the “special” effects. But the acting was hopeless, and it was essentially so terrible that it was hilarious. The fight scene between Gretel and the witch was especially hilarious.

I like Tim Burton’s movies, but I don’t think there are any that I’ve found superawesome or anything. Here, have some random quick thoughts on some of them:

  • Batman (1989): Not a Batman fan! I mean, obviously Batman is better than Superman. But Burton and non-Burton Batman movies have not really appealed to me.
  • Edward Scissorhands (1990): It was fairly good, but the whole romance aspect was tacky and not believable.
  • Sleepy Hollow (1999): Good for a horror movie! Horror movies mainly suck. Of course, I still watch them, because I’m morbid and enjoy torture porn more than the next guy.
  • Big Fish (2003): Apparently an eight year-old Miley Cyrus had a role in this movie, haha what. I did not notice this.
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005): Far behind the awesomeness of the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I loved that movie so much as a child. Well, maybe I still do. The remake left much to be desired.
  • Corpse Bride (2005): I’m kind of a sucker for good animated movies. I especially enjoyed the Piano Duet.
  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007): I totally dressed up as Sweeney Todd to a themed-party a few years ago.1.
  • Alice in Wonderland (2010): I’ve gotta say, it was kind of a letdown. Well, the screenplay was my main issue, so it’s not all good ol’ Tim’s fault. But partly? It is.

Focus questions: Do you like Burton’s work? What is your favourite Tim Burton film?


  1. Characters from Burton films are popular at themed parties. There were various Edward Scissorhandses and Mad Hatters (among others) at a recent uni ball I was at.

One Year On

Oh look, it’s a milestone! I’ve officially been blogging for a year now. Thanks to everyone who read and commented, blah blah. Of course, I haven’t really done anything groundbreaking, controversial, or scandalous over the last year, but it’s nice to be gaining new readers at the speed of something like one per month (lol), and it’s a fun hobby to have.

Here, have some fun statistics. The comments’ members’ stats doesn’t exactly work when multiple people have the same name, though. There are a couple of instances of that.

Oh, and yes, your favourite self-loathing narcissist will be returning with more of the same for another year.